Responding to rambling with Jennysue

So lets get the formalities out of the way...
Why a blog?

Because I love Boulderhomecook and Jennysuespeaks. However, I have decided to play devils advocate. I'm going to tap into my inner curmudgeon and disagree with everything either one of them says. Number one. Artists. Hate the lot of them. The only difference between artists and the rest of us is artists have the balls to call themselves artists. Hell, I've just written 4 poorly constructed sentences and you don't hear me calling myself a writer. The next time you are asked what you do just lie and say you're an artist. I have much more love in my heart for liars, except for the ones who are also artists. Number two. That pie was not that good. Number three. Today's 20 year olds know squat. They think they know what they want and believe they can get it because they were fortunate enough to grow up in a decade of plenty. A decade of nothingness should sort them out. Here's my proof, http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/30/magazine/30fob-wwln-t.html

I am both high and drunk. I'm also at work.
C